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JP Morgan Upgrades Spark Another Rally

Courtesy of RobotTrader

Yet another strategic upgrade of U.S. Steel and other issues sent the short sellers reeling and backpedaling.  At the same time, hundreds of fund managers desperate to “make their year” piled into whatever was moving the fastest.  Currency gaming has resumed its one-way trade, as the FX Megadroid and Forex GridBot players are now “watching the money roll in” for once.

As usual, U.S. Steel had bounced from an oversold position to resistance, and the JP Morgan Prop Desk Crocodiles saw it as an opportunity to blow out some shorts who had gotten out their slide rules on Friday and pre-calculated the optimum place to lay out a short line on that stock.

 

“Yes, this is technically the ideal spot to place a short position!!”

And then, here comes JP Morgan with an upgrade this morning:

And of course, the short-sellers are outraged….

 

What else is new on Wall Street?

The CNBC crew was ecstatic about today’s rally.  Poor Dennis Kneale.  It was all he could do to restrain himself from ripping open that grey thing worn by the full figured Michelle-Caruso Cabrera….

 

And Cramer was just itching to reach in for a grab on Ms. Erin “B-Cups” Burnett…

 

Short Squeeze of the Day:

Furniture Brands, up 26%….

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