Zero Hedge Information Technology Workers Announce Go-Slow Strike
Courtesy of Marla Singer
Zero Hedge Information Technologists, Nuclear Isotope Transportation, Lockpicking & Costume Shop Amalgamated, Local 5134-1 has announced a go-slow strike effective immediately. Zero Hedge IT workers will don “Che” t-shirts and randomly unplug Cat-5 cables from the main Zero Hedge servers during high server load in protest of Germany’s refusal to provide the data center with additional server hardware and cover the $23 billion in unfunded pension liabilities accrued during Larry Summers’ tenure as Chief Investment Officer for ZHITNITLCSAERS. Readers can expect to experience sporadic outages to service generally lasting no more than 30-45 seconds.
Or maybe this Greek-Hun bond battle and the unquenchable lust Zero Hedge readers have for more… more… MORE… has simply spiked traffic to such insane levels that we keep hitting our throttling limits (you guys had it up to peak rates of 3,000 hits per minute at one point).