Hamptons Weekend Ruined, Hedge Fund Managers Enraged
Courtesy of RobotTrader
Another slapdown in equities where 6 days worth of longs were wiped out in one fell swoop. Instead of a killer weekend at The Hamptons, now the hedge fund managers will head to the Jersey shore and pick up some low grade hookers. And after failing to unload all their holdings at the 200-day for the second time in a row, many managers are likely to “Go Gibson” on their weekend escorts.
Pretty much a chain-selling event across the board today. Some big names were obliterated to fresh, 52-week lows:
After getting a week’s profits blown out in one day, the despondent “Alpha Dog” hedge fund managers will be trolling for some skanks:
And no doubt, they will have to vent by finding something to complain about, like fake breasts
Here’s Mel’s take on the fakes:
And more than likely, these guys are bound to get wound up so tight, they will start hyperventilating like Mel did here:
It’s all part of the “Get Rich Quick, then Lose It All” climate these guys live in.. One day, they feel like they are on top of the world, the next day, it feels like the end of the world. The Jersey Hookers better brace themselves….. LOL….