The key points:
- He’s sorry.
by ilene - July 30th, 2010 4:57 pm
Sure to improve Goldman Sachs’ sh*tty image. – Ilene
Courtesy of Jr. Deputy Accountant
I need IMMEDIATE clarity on this new Goldman rat policy, preferably from a real Goldman rat, as there are just too many questionable words out there for any reasonable Goldman rat to keep up with. Is asshat allowed? How about bonehead? Or **-burping **** slut? I need to know. Like now.
There will never be another s— deal at Goldman Sachs Group Inc.
The New York company is telling employees that they will no longer be able to get away with profanity in electronic messages. That means all 34,000 traders, investment bankers and other Goldman employees must restrain themselves from using a vast vocabulary of oft-used dirty words on Wall Street, including the six-letter expletive that came back to haunt the company at a Senate hearing in April.
OK so obviously "shitty" is out but what about all the almost-profanity out there? What about cocksucker, where does cocksucker stand? That’s not technically a swear word.
That’s one c*cksucking CDO. Yeah OK maybe it is a swear word. Whatever, they can call it the Unicorn and Rainbow Deal and it’s still shitty if you ask me.
by ilene - February 19th, 2010 12:03 pm
Good for Tiger, and maybe even Buddhism. Sometimes it takes a life-changing disaster to find a healthier course. We hope Buddhism will help Tiger achieve the hole in one he’s looking for so he can keep his putter in his bag. – Ilene
Tiger Woods just announced plans to focus more on Buddhism to help him get his life together.
This will no doubt disappoint Brit Hume, who infamously suggested Tiger use Christianity to get over his sex addiction.
Tiger says he’s heading back to rehab, and he’ll use the religion to find his center.
April 24th, 2014 8:03 pm
Submitted by Tyler Durden.
Submitted by SRSrocco via SRSrocco Report blog,
The figures are out and it looks like the United States exported a record amount of gold to Hong Kong in January. Not only was this a one month record… it was a WHOPPER indeed.
Last year, the U.S. exported a total of 215 metric tons of gold bullion to Hong Kong. This was not the total amount of gold exported to Hong Kong as some smaller quantities of Dore’ and precipitates made their way into the country as well.
However, Hong Kong received more gold than any...
April 24th, 2014 5:37 pm
Courtesy of Doug Short.
The pre-open economic news was a mixed bag: New Jobless Claims were worse than expected, but the March Durable Goods Orders came in above forecasts. The S&P 500 jumped at the open and quickly hits its 0.46% intraday high, a follow-up of yesterday's after-market upbeat Apple earnings report. It then sold off to its -0.27% intraday low about 30 minutes later. A quick recovery took it back into a positive trading range for the rest of the session, ultimately closing with a modest 0.17% gain.
The yield on the 10-year note finished at 2.70%, unchanged from yesterday's close and 10 bps off the 2014 low of 2.60%.
Here is a snapshot of the past five s...
April 24th, 2014 5:36 pm
Courtesy of Lee Adler of the Wall Street Examiner
Actual, not seasonally adjusted real durable goods orders rose 12.1% in March from February. March is typically the strongest month of the year. The current number represents below average performance. The 10 year average gain for March was 14.4% from 2003 to 2013. These are inflation adjusted numbers representing actual order volume, not nominal sales.
Real Durable Goods Orders – Click to enlarge
The year to year gain was 7.2%, which represents a rebound from weakness in the past 3 months. The trend had been flat for the past two years.
This gain puts real durable goods orders ...
April 24th, 2014 2:35 pmReleasing CAT: Sold Caterpillar on today’s earnings report bounce
I am satisfied with the move in Caterpillar because we bought our position during its out-of-favor periods. Here are the dates when we purchased and how much we paid for CAT when it went into our Virtual Value Portfolio .
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April 24th, 2014 12:00 am
Courtesy of Benzinga.Related BV Zacks Rank #1 Additions for Wednesday - Tale of the Tape Benzinga's M&A Chatter for Tuesday April 15, 2014
Bazaarvoice, Inc. (Nasdaq: BV) today announced that it has entered into a settlement with the U.S. Department of Justice ("DOJ") that would resolve the DOJ's claims in the antitrust action challenging Bazaarvoice's 2012 acquisition of PowerReviews. In consideration of the decision issued by the Court on January 8, 2014, the parties hav...
April 23rd, 2014 1:40 pm
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Yesterday, the market continued its winning ways for the fifth consecutive day. The S&P 500 closed within 1% of its all-time high, and the DJI was even closer to its all-time high. Healthcare, Energy and Technology led the sectors while Financials, Telecom, and Utilities finished slightly in the red. All three sectors in the red are typically flight-to-safety stocks, so despite lower than average volume, the market appears poised to make new highs.
Mid-cap Growth led the style/caps last week, up 2.87%, and Small-cap Growth trailed, up 2.22%. This week will bring well over 100 S&P 500 stocks reporting their March quarter earn...
April 21st, 2014 12:56 am
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April 20th, 2014 12:39 am
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April 14th, 2014 11:16 am
Submitted by Reggie Middleton.
[Facebook] The social network is only weeks away from obtaining regulatory approval in Ireland for a service that would allow its users to store money on Facebook and use it to pay and exchange money with others, according to several people involved in the process.
The authorisation from Ireland’s central bank to become an “e-money” institution would allow ...
March 24th, 2014 4:55 pm
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January 12th, 2014 2:12 pm
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Ladies and Gentlemen, hobos and tramps,
Cross-eyed mosquitoes, and Bow-legged ants,
I come before you, To stand behind you,
To tell you something, I know nothing about.
And so the circus begins in Union Square, San Francisco for this weeks JP Morgan Healthcare Conference. Will the momentum from 2013, which carried the S&P Spider Biotech ETF to all time highs, carry on in 2014? The Biotech ETF beat the S&P by better than 3 points.
As I noted in my previous post, Biotechs Galore - IPOs and More, biotechs were rushing to IPOs so that venture capitalists could unwind their holdings (funds are usually 5-7 years), as well as take advantage of the opportune moment...
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