Courtesy of Tyler Durden
We apologize for the two hour detour. Good news – it was not due to some malicious attack on the server (that we can isolate). Bad news (well, good news in a way) – it was due to unprecedented record traffic. We had well over 2,000 information addicts on at any given moment. For our sole server this is about 4 times sustainable load. We hope that we will soon have the capacity to expand our infrastructure and have a much more seamless process – we have done a reverse inquiry with several major LBO firms and are hoping for ultra high yield financing to be arranged by one of the TBTFs (we have specifically stated the yield will have to be at least 100% as we want to make sure we don’t pay even one coupon payment and instead default promptly and be bailed out by America) – preliminary results are favorable. In the meantime, we will have to monitor traffic and when things get heated redirect our readers (in an internet first) to other much more wholesome activities such as getting a cup of coffee, browsing through slideshows, watching CNBC, and restocking on various essentials.