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Unfuckingbelievable: Goldman Has Zero Trading Loss Days In Last Quarter

Unfuckingbelievable: Goldman Has Zero Trading Loss Days In Last Quarter

Courtesy of Tyler Durden at Zero Hedge 

If you ever wanted to see what monopoly looks like in chart form, here it is:

In the quarter ended March 31Goldman made money on every single trading day. The firm did not record a loss of even $0.01 on even one day in the last quarter. That’s 63 days profitable out of 63 trading days. The statistic probability of this event is itself statistically undefined. Goldman is now the market – or, in keeping with modern market reality, Goldman is the house, it controls the casino, and always wins. Congratulations America: you now have far, far better odds in Las Vegas that you have making money with your E-Trade account.

Adding to the alice in wonderland insanity of this announcement, the firm made over $100 million daily on 35 different days. Of Goldman’s $9.7 billion in total Q1 revenue, 76% came from trading. Forget investment banking, forget underwriting, forget advisory: over three quarters of the firm’s value is based on being the house to the biggest corrupt casino in existence. Ever. 

 

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