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“New Looks” on CNBC Anchorettes Incites Vertical Meltup

Courtesy of RobotTrader

Melissa Francis and Amanda Drury had a decidedly different look today.  As usual, the optimistic Alpha Dog hedge fund traders reacted to the “new and different” look and assumed the “worst must be over”.  They responded by immediately buying stocks in a near panic.  Even the little old ladies got fed up with 1.80% Treasury yields and went wild buying utilities.

What’s up with Melissa Francis today???

Man, did she grow some huge milk plants or what??  She was showing some unusual cleavage that looked like it was being restrained by a Kevlar straight jacket.

Here’s a photo from the good old days when the Dow was 14,000

Nice “stick-armed” supermodel look.

But today, she looked like she could feed her kids through college…

Or become the primary supplier for the Alta-Dena dairy.

Who knows?

Could not find a current video feed or photo…maybe one will show up tomorrow.

And now I’m noticing that Amanda Drury is filling in for Maria Bartiromo.  She’s dropped the conservative GE look and is now wearing some funky blue tie-die outfit.  Unfortunately, the slender face is now being ruined by her upper arms are blowing out to super-sized KFC drumsticks…

WTF???

Can’t the casting directors at CNBC put her on a freaking crash diet??  Here’s a picture from some better days…

Meanwhile, the Riverboating Grandmas got disgusted with the U.S. Treasury yields plummeting to new lows again yesterday, and they decided to go out and chase some utility stocks.

Check out these hockeysticks:

Other short sellers were sent to the Electric Chair today:


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