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BeRNie THe GRiNCH (a PoNZi HoLiDaY WaRMuP)

Courtesy of williambanzai7

GR

 

 

 

YOU’RE A MEAN ONE BERNIE THE  GRINCH

(You’re a Mean One Mr. Grinch)

WilliamBanzai7

 

You’re a mean one, Bernie the Grinch

You really know how to “filch” and steal,

You’re a cuddly Ponzi scheming cactus, you’re a charming Wall Street “khazer”, Bernie the Grinch,

You’re a big Palm Beach banana with a greasy black peel!

 

 

You’re an asset management “loch in kop”, Bernie the Grinch

Your business is a “gelt” black hole almost as big as AIG,

Your brain is full of “ferkakdeh” trades, you have garlic in your “fershtinkiner” soul, Bernie the Grinch,

Investors shouldn’t have touched you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!

 

 

You’re a foul one, Bernie the Grinch,

You say the dog ate your “bupkes” records,

You have all the tender sincerity of a typical “filching” Wall Street “shnorrer”, Bernie the Grinch,

Given a choice between the two of you I’d sooner drink bottled water from the East River!

 

 

You’re a rotten “s--hmuck”, Bernie the Grinch,

You’re the king of hedge fund scamster “dreck”,

Your heart’s a rotten “gefilte” splotched with moldy purple spots, Bernie the Grinch,

You’re a triple decker synthetic CDO and CDS toadstool sandwich with arsenic Wall Street bailout sauce on top!

 

 

You nauseate me, Bernie the Grinch,

You’re a nauseous super Wall Street “momzer!”,

You’re a crooked Alpha “schlockster” and you run a crooked “shandhoiz”, Bernie the Grinch,

Your trading books are an appalling dung heap overflowing with the most disgraceful

assortment of “chazere” rubbish imaginable mangled up in tangled “kishka” knots!

 

 

You’re a foul one, Bernie the Grinch,

You’re a nasty wasty Wall Street “goniff”,

Your heart is an unwashed “shmanta”, your soul is full of bogus “schmaltz”, Bernie the Grinch,

The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote,

“Shtunk, shtup, shlemiel”!

 

GR

 


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