Courtesy of Tyler Durden
While we may be running out of adjectives for “Volume is ______” headlines, that does not change the fact that the reality red shift of the universe that CNBC exists in (Bartiromo: “market volume is above average today”) is approaching burgundy. On one hand you have CNBC’s… one can’t really even call it “spin”… On the other you have reality, if only for the time being. We hear the Fed is willing to fund a reverse merger between bizarro and the real world.