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Australian Government Created Bizarre Horoscope To Scare Illegal Aliens

Courtesy of ZeroHedge View original post here.

The Australian government has created a bizarre horoscope to spook illegal immigrants from Sri Lanka – threatening bad omens if they make an unauthorized trek in to the land down under, according to BuzzFeed News.

Sagittarius? “If you illegally travel to Australia by boat you will be returned. Everything you risked to get there will be in vain and you will end up owing everyone,” reads the horoscope.

Gemini? “You will lose your wife’s jewellery…

Taurus? “If you illegally travel to Australia by boat, expect to be returned home where you will face the humiliation of failure in your community.

The horoscope poster was released under a freedom of information application for copies of printed advertising material in English to dissuade people smugglers and asylum seekers trying to reach Australia between 2013 and 2019.

The Department of Home Affairs did not respond to questions about when and where the horoscope poster was displayed.

However, the poster itself gives a few clues, suggesting it was distributed in Sri Lanka within the last few years.

“It is almost four years since any Sri Lankan person reached Australia on an illegal boat voyage,” the poster says. “During this period, Australian authorities have stopped and returned more than 160 Sri Lankans who tried to go to Australia illegally by boat.”

As part of the Operation Sovereign Borders policy, Australian immigration officers turn back any boats with asylum seekers on board to its country of origin without hearing their refugee claims. –BuzzFeed

Here are the horoscopes in full (via BuzzFeed).

ARIES: Criminals will rip you off

If you attempt to illegally travel to Australia by boat, expect people smugglers to take advantage of you. These criminals will take your money and you will be returned to Sri Lanka with nothing.

AQUARIUS: You and your family will lose everything

If you risk everything you and your family have built together to pay for an illegal boat voyage to Australia, you will be stopped and returned to Sri Lanka. You will suffer hardship and have nothing but bad luck.

SAGITTARIUS: You will be in debt forever

If you illegally travel to Australia by boat you will be returned. Everything you risked to get there will be in vain and you will end up owing everyone.

TAURUS: You will be ashamed of your actions

If you illegally travel to Australia by boat, expect to be returned home where you will face the humiliation of failure in your community. Bad luck will strike you if you try to perform this illegal deed.

VIRGO: You will have legal problems

If you illegally travel to Australia by boat you will be stopped and returned to face the legal consequences. Going through with this illegal act will bring you nothing but bad luck and regret for your actions.

CAPRICORN: You will put your life at risk

Deciding to risk your life on dangerous seas and unpredictable weather will be in vain. If you travel illegally to Australia, you will be returned to Sri Lanka and encounter a storm of bad luck.

GEMINI: You will lose your wife’s jewellery

Bad luck will come your way if you travel illegally to Australia by boat. Expect to lose everything you’ve pawned to pay for this pointless enterprise.

LIBRA: You will flush your money down the drain

Your luck is bad. You cannot illegally travel to Australia by boat as you will be stopped and returned, and all the money you spent getting there will be wasted.

CANCER: Family problems will occur

Luck is not in the cards for you. Do not try to travel illegally to Australia by boat, as you will be stopped and returned. You will lose everything your family owes to debt, and face family problems.

SCORPIO: You will waste your money

If you naively trust people smugglers’ lies and attempt illegal travel to Australia by boat, you will be returned to Sri Lanka and lose everything you put on the line to get there.

LEO: You will be filled with regret

If you attempt illegal travel to Australia by boat, you will be returned to face legal consequences for your illegal travel. Commit such a crime and expect nothing but bad luck.

PISCES: You will lose your family’s land

If you travel illegally to Australia by boat you will be returned. The money you got from mortgaging your family’s land will be wasted right before your eyes.

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