Sign up today for an exclusive discount along with our 30-day GUARANTEE — Love us or leave, with your money back! Click here to become a part of our growing community and learn how to stop gambling with your investments. We will teach you to BE THE HOUSE — Not the Gambler!

Click here to see some testimonials from our members!

Elon Musk Tweets That “Bitcoin” Is Not His Safe Word

Courtesy of ZeroHedge

By now, you probably know that Elon Musk appears to have knocked up his girlfriend, Grimes.

And just when you thought that was more than enough information on the billionaire's personally, you fire up the Bloomberg terminal and wind up staring at this:

The headline comes from an Elon Musk tweet where the CEO, who is probably delirious with joy after watching his stock hit all time highs while facing zero accountability from the NHTSA, tweeted "Bitcoin is *not* my safe word".

A "safe word" is, of course, a word used by sexual partners during rough sex. It's a proverbial "tap out" when things make the transition from playful to harmful. You know, like the Fed with monetary policy over the last 20 years.

And regardless of whether Musk is serious or not remains to be seen, but that didn't stop CCN from running an article with the title "Elon Musk Likes Shouting ‘Bitcoin’ While Having Sex". 

And just like that, the voices of millions of Bloomberg terminal users cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. 

Regardless, it seems like more time well spent on Twitter for the world's favorite boy genius. We wonder how those 100 hour work weeks are still coming along.

And for us, this Tweet and the pregnancy news amount to far more Elon Musk sex-related news than we would ever want. 

But hey – if we had gotten away with all of the lies and deceit that Musk has over the last decade while the market rewards our cash incinerating company with a nearly $100 billion enterprise value, we'd be horny too. 


Do you know someone who would benefit from this information? We can send your friend a strictly confidential, one-time email telling them about this information. Your privacy and your friend's privacy is your business... no spam! Click here and tell a friend!





You must be logged in to make a comment.
You can sign up for a membership or get a FREE Daily News membership or log in

Sign up today for an exclusive discount along with our 30-day GUARANTEE — Love us or leave, with your money back! Click here to become a part of our growing community and learn how to stop gambling with your investments. We will teach you to BE THE HOUSE — Not the Gambler!

Click here to see some testimonials from our members!