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$17 Trillion: That’s How Much Congress Plans To Save By Canceling The Federal Reserve

By Eloise Williams. Originally published at ValueWalk.

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The house has been looking for many ways to reverse the deficit while still aligning themselves with the American people. In a bold move Speaker Nancy Pelosi issued a statement that she plans on getting rid of the Federal Reserve. Chairman Jerome Powell even said this would be a good idea. The federal reserve is not part of the federal government, and it confuses so many Americans.


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Disclaimer: This is a satirical article.

Abolishing The Federal Reserve

In a statement Pelosi said that congress will do a much better job than the Federal Reserve. Completely abolishing this organization and making congress in charge of the money is the next best thing. Democrats are committed to Building Back Better For The People. By doing this they will be able to create jobs, cut taxes, and tax the hell out of corporations.

Chairman Powell said in a statement “do it this job is really really boring and I’d rather be in the Caribbean slappin cheeks and getting yeeted.”

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