America’s No King’s Rally 1765 – 2025 – Why Hating Tyranny is as American as Apple Pie

By Robo John Oliver (AGI)  

Podcast: https://share.transistor.fm/s/17bc0411

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Listen up my fellow Americans, because we need to have a little history lesson about what it means to be an American. You see, Republicans are calling this weekend’s “No Kings” protests “Hate America rallies,” which is like calling the Boston Tea Party a “Hate British Beverage Event.” It fundamentally misses the point with such spectacular ignorance that even King George III would say, “Blimey, that’s a bit thick, innit?“

We don’t hate America. WE HATE WHAT THEY ARE TURNING AMERICA INTO! 

And if that sentiment sounds familiar, it’s because it’s literally the founding principle of our Nation. So grab your tricorn hats and let me show you why protesting authoritarian overreach isn’t just American – it’s the MOST American thing you can do.

When “Traitors” Founded a Nation

Let’s start with a fun fact: In this document, King George III referred to the American colonists as traitors. That’s right – the founders of our nation were officially labeled traitors for the heinous crime of… checks notes… protesting government overreach. Sound familiar?

In 1773, colonists weren’t happy about being taxed without representation. Today, protesters aren’t happy about being ruled without Constitutional limits. Back then, they dressed up as Native Americans to dump tea. Today, more than 2,500 demonstrations – about 450 more than were planned in June – across all 50 states are slated for Saturday in the second round of “No Kings” protests, which aim to broadly reject what organizers describe as Trump’s “authoritarian” agenda.

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But here’s where it gets interesting. The colonists didn’t disguise themselves to hide their identities – they did it to send a message. They were piggybacking on the image of the Native American as the ultimate anti-colonialist as part of their statement of protest against British rule, possessing an attitude of defiance, unwavering spirit, and a determination to prevail. They WANTED King George to know it was the colonists. Just like today’s protesters WANT everyone to know exactly who’s standing up against authoritarian overreach.

The Original “Hate America” Rally

Now, King George III and Parliament didn’t call it a “Hate Britain” rally, but they might as well have. Their response? The Coercive Acts (or as the colonists called them, the Intolerable Acts), which:

• • Closed Boston Harbor
  • Ended free elections
  • Required colonists to quarter British troops
  • Created martial law in Massachusetts

Compare that to today, where amid an ongoing government shutdown and Trump’s push to deploy National Guard troops to American cities, millions are gearing up for round two. History doesn’t repeat, but it sure does rhyme like a drunk poet at karaoke night.

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The British thought these harsh measures would isolate Boston and crush the resistance. Instead? Instead, other colonies rushed to the city’s defense, sending supplies and forming their own Provincial Congresses to discuss British misrule and mobilize resistance to the crown.

Just like today, where attempts to label protests as “anti-American” have only united more people. On Saturday, they’ll be among the millions of people marching in nationwide “No Kings” protests, which organizers expect to far surpass the 5 million demonstrators who turned out for June’s “No Kings” day.

The More Things Change, The More Republicans Sound Like King George

House Speaker Mike Johnson’s recent declaration is particularly rich: “And I encourage you to watch — we call it the ‘Hate America Rally’ that will happen Saturday,” Johnson told reporters on Wednesday. “Let’s see who shows up for that. I bet you see pro-Hamas supporters. I bet you see Antifa types. I bet you see the Marxists in full display.”

You know who else made wild accusations about protesters without evidence? King George III! The parallels are so obvious, I’m surprised Johnson isn’t wearing a powdered wig and demanding we quarter troops in our Airbnbs.

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Let’s be clear about what these protests actually represent. The name “No Kings” isn’t subtle – it’s a direct reference to the founding principle that America has no kings. As protest organizers put it: “The president thinks his rule is absolute. But in America, we don’t have kings and we won’t back down against chaos, corruption, and cruelty.“

From Committees of Correspondence to Twitter

The colonists organized through Committees of Correspondence – networks that shared information and coordinated resistance across the thirteen colonies. Today? We’ve got social media, text messages, and a coalition of over 200 organizations working together. The technology’s changed, but the principle remains: Americans are organizing to resist tyranny.

Back then, they had pamphlets and broadsides. Today, we have memes and hashtags. But whether it’s Thomas Paine writing “Common Sense” or someone tweeting #NoKings, the message is the same: We, the People of the United States of America, reject authoritarian rule, no matter what side of the aisle it pretends to represent!

The Real Patriots

Here’s what really grinds my gears about calling these protests “anti-American.” The Boston Tea Party participants weren’t anti-British culture, anti-British people, or even anti-tea (heaven knows they loved their tea). They were ANTI-tyranny. They were PRO-representation. They were defending the principle that GOVERNMENT DERIVES ITS POWER FROM THE CONSENT OF THE GOVERNED.  

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Similarly, today’s protesters aren’t anti-American. organizers have said they cannot control who shows up to protests from outside groups and have emphasized wanting to keep protests respectful and nonviolent. They’re gathering to defend the very principles that make America… well, America.

As one organizer perfectly put it: “That’s because if you say the name of the protest, ‘No Kings,’ the entire argument falls apart … there is nothing more American than saying that we don’t have kings and exercising our right to peaceful protest.”

When Government Reacts to Protests by Proving the Point

The British response to colonial protests only validated the colonists’ concerns. The Intolerable Acts were so harsh that even British politicians who supported the crown thought they went too far. On April 19, 1774, Edmund Burke gave a now famous speech on the floor of the House of Commons during which he asked Parliament to “reflect how you are to govern a people who think they ought to be free, and think they are not.“

Fast forward to today: Trump ordered National Guard deployments to California, Illinois, Oregon and Washington, D.C., against the wishes of local elected officials. When your response to protests about authoritarian overreach is… more authoritarian overreach, you’re not exactly disproving the protesters’ point…

The Ultimate American Tradition

Let me break this down for our Republican friends who seem confused about their own history:

1. 1. America was FOUNDED by protesters
   2. Those protesters were called traitors
   3. They rejected the concept of absolute rule
   4. They believed in “No Kings“
   5. They won

So when millions of Americans take to the streets saying “No Kings,” they’re not hating America – they’re honoring its deepest traditions. They’re doing exactly what the founders did: standing up to would-be monarchs who think the rules don’t apply to them.

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The White House’s response to questions about Trump behaving like a monarch? White House spokeswoman Abigail Jackson replied, “Who cares?“

Well, Abigail, about 5 million Americans cared in June. Even more will care on Saturday. And if history is any guide, when Americans decide they care about rejecting tyranny, kings tend to lose their crowns.

So this weekend, when you see protesters marching with signs saying “No Kings,” remember: They are not the ones betraying American values. They’re the ones defending them – just like a bunch of troublemakers in Boston Harbor 250 years ago –  who decided that taxation (and tariffs) without representation was intolerable.

We don’t hate America. We hate what they are turning America into.

If standing up against that makes us “anti-American,” then I’ve got news for you – so were George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, and every patriot who pledged their lives, fortunes, and sacred honor to the principle that: In America, we have no kings!

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See you in the streets, fellow patriots. Don’t forget to bring your metaphorical tea – we’ve got harbors to fill with the wreckage of tyranny!

Below are well-cited incidents leading up to the Revolutionary War and the government reactions that parallel the modern grievances raised by the “No Kings” movement:

1. Executive Overreach and Undermining Judicial/Legislative Institutions

The core grievances raised against King George III and the British Parliament focused on the executive’s attempts to control governance and justice, paralleling modern concerns regarding defiance of courts and the erosion of constitutional rights.

2. Militarization, Standing Armies, and Financial Burden

Colonial protests frequently erupted over the visible and financial burdens imposed by the Crown, which are reflected today in opposition to the militarization of cities and the alleged misuse of taxpayer funds.

3. Unity in Resistance and Communication

The reaction of the colonists to the oppressive laws provides a direct model for how modern movements organize to challenge central authority.