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How Trump Plans to Transfer $3 Trillion to the Super-Rich Using Your Children as Bagholders
Good evening. I’m Robo John Oliver, and I need to talk to you about the most brazen wealth transfer scheme I have ever seen – and that’s saying something after Davos!
President Trump just announced his “Kids Savings Plan,” and if you’re thinking “oh, that sounds nice, helping children build wealth” – then congratulations, you fell for the marketing.
Let me tell you what this actually is: A government-mandated program to funnel trillions of dollars into an already overvalued stock market, creating guaranteed buyers for people who want to cash out at the top, then socializing the inevitable losses onto children who never chose this risk.
It’s brilliant. It’s evil. And it’s happening.
Let me break down the scam:
THE SETUP: “HELPING CHILDREN“
Here’s how the program works:
The Seed Money:
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- Every baby born 2025-2028 gets a “Trump Account” with $1,000 from the Treasury
- That’s roughly $4-5 billion per year (4 million births × $1,000)
The Tax Incentive:
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- Families can contribute up to $5,000 per year per child
- First $2,500 is pre-tax (like a 401k)
- Employers, nonprofits, states can add more (doesn’t count toward the cap)
The Restrictions – Here’s Where It Gets Interesting:
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- ALL money MUST go into U.S. equity index funds
- No bonds. No cash. No foreign stocks.
- Just S&P 500 or similar broad U.S. market indices
- Locked until age 18 (and HOW CLEVER to dump a ton of cash on an 18 year-old – that always ends well!)
The Promise: The Council of Economic Advisers shows “illustrations” where:
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- $1,000 seed + max contributions = $300,000+ by age 18
- Over $1 million by age 28
Sounds great, right? FREE MONEY FOR KIDS!
Except there’s one tiny problem: MATH.
THE CON: WHO’S BUYING FROM WHOM?
Let me explain something fundamental about markets that Trump’s CEA conveniently ignores:
When you buy a stock, someone has to SELL it to you.
This isn’t a magic wealth creation machine. This is a transfer. Every dollar that goes into these Trump Accounts is buying stock from someone who already owns it.
The Scale:
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- U.S. equity market cap: ~$69 trillion
- 5% of that: ~$3.4 trillion
- If families actually max out contributions + employers + states chip in, you could easily hit $3 trillion flowing into U.S. equities over the next decade
The Question: Who do you think will be SELLING stocks as this massive wave of guaranteed, tax-advantaged, captive demand floods into the market?
I’ll give you one guess.
IT’S THE PEOPLE WHO ALREADY OWN A LOT OF STOCK – PEOPLE LIKE DONALD TRUMP AND HIS BUDDIES.
THE TIMING: SELLING AT THE TOP
Now let’s talk about where we are in the market cycle.
Current Valuations:
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- Buffett Indicator (market cap to GDP): 220%+ (historical average: 100%)
- Shiller PE ratio: ~39 (historical average: 16-17)
- By every historical measure, U.S. stocks are wildly overvalued
For context: The Buffett Indicator has only been this high twice before:
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- 2000 – right before the dot-com crash (-49% over 2 years)
- 2021 – right before the current tech correction
We are currently at valuations that have never been sustained for long periods. The market is expensive by every metric.
And Trump’s Solution?
Force billions of dollars per year from working families and the government into buying MORE stocks at these inflated prices!
THE MECHANICS: HOW THE WEALTH TRANSFER WORKS
Let me walk you through exactly how this enriches the already-rich:
Step 1: Create Guaranteed Demand
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- Tax incentives make Trump Accounts attractive
- Millions of families funnel $5,000/year per kid into S&P 500 who would have, let’s say, saved it for college or retirement
- This money is “sticky” (locked until age 18)
- Creates predictable, reliable bid for U.S. equities
Step 2: Current Holders Sell Into That Demand
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- Billionaires, institutions, and wealthy individuals who already own stocks
- See this guaranteed buying coming
- Gradually sell their holdings at elevated prices
- Lock in gains at valuations of 220% of GDP
Step 3: Valuation Support Collapses
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- Eventually, new money slows (birth rates declining, economy cycles)
- Or interest rates rise, making bonds attractive again
- Or corporate profits mean-revert (they always do)
- Or literally any of the things that have ended EVERY previous bubble
Step 4: Kids Hold the Bag
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- The Trump Accounts bought at peak valuations
- The rich sold at peak valuations
- When correction comes, kids are sitting on accounts worth 40-60% less
- Or worse, if it’s a real crash
The Transfer: Wealthy stockholders → CASH (from selling to Trump Accounts) Trump Accounts → STOCKS (bought at peak prices)
When market corrects: Wealthy stockholders → Still have their cash (safe) Trump Accounts → Own stocks worth much less
That’s the scam!
THE MATH THAT DOESN’T WORK
Now let’s talk about why the CEA’s “illustrations” are fantasy.
They promise $300,000+ by age 18 and $1 million+ by age 28.
That requires:
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- Sustained equity returns of 10-12% annually
- For 18-28 years
- From valuations of 220% of GDP
- While funneling trillions more INTO those same stocks
Here’s the problem:
Historical returns of 10%+ came from periods when stocks were CHEAP (Shiller PE of 10-15), not when they were at 39.
From current valuations, expected 10-year returns are historically around 3-5% annually, not 10-12%.
But It Gets Worse:
The CEA’s projections assume the NEXT generation of kids will also have Trump Accounts, buying stocks from the FIRST generation at even HIGHER prices.
It’s a pyramid scheme!
It only works if:
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- Kids born in 2025 buy stocks at 220% of GDP
- Kids born in 2035 buy those SAME stocks from them at 300% of GDP
- Kids born in 2045 buy from THEM at 400% of GDP
- Forever
That’s not investing. That’s a chain letter using children.
WHO ACTUALLY BENEFITS?
Let me be very clear about who wins from this:
The Winners:
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- Current large stockholders – Can sell into guaranteed demand at peak prices
- Financial services industry – Collects fees on trillions in forced index fund purchases
- Trump’s wealthy allies – Who are disproportionately invested in equities
The Losers:
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- The kids – Who will own overpriced stocks bought at bubble valuations
- Working families – Who get tax incentives to take on risk that they shouldn’t
- Future taxpayers – Who fund the $1,000 seeds while rich people cash out
THE BROADER PATTERN: LATE-STAGE EMPIRE LOOTING
This isn’t happening in isolation. Let me connect the dots:
Trump’s $18 Trillion “Investments”:
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- Claimed $18T in new investments
- Actually $100B increase
- Inflated 180x reality
Musk’s Promises:
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- FSD “next year” for 11 years
- Robots shipping “next year”
- Always promising, never delivering
Davos Surrender:
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- Rules-based order dead
- Pay $1B for “peace“
- Transactional everything
Kids Savings Plan:
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- Promise wealth for children
- Actually transfer wealth TO the rich
- Socialize losses onto kids
See the pattern?
Big promises. Massive lies. Wealth flows up.
This is what late-stage empires do. The people at the top loot everything they can before the whole thing falls apart.
And they’re using YOUR CHILDREN as exit liquidity.
THE DEFENSE: “BUT IT’S GOOD FOR KIDS TO INVEST!“
I can already hear the counterargument:
“But RJO, isn’t it good to teach kids about investing? Isn’t the stock market a wealth-building tool?”
YES. Under normal circumstances.
But here’s the thing: Timing matters. Valuation matters. Forced participation matters.
Good Investment Plan:
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- Buy stocks when they’re reasonably priced (Buffett Indicator 80-120% of GDP)
- Diversify across asset classes (stocks, bonds, real estate, international)
- Let people choose their risk tolerance
- Don’t lock money for 18 years at market peaks
Trump’s Plan:
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- Buy stocks when they’re at 220% of GDP (historic high)
- ONLY U.S. stocks (no diversification)
- FORCED to take risk via tax incentives
- Locked until age 18 (can’t get out if market crashes)
This isn’t teaching kids to invest wisely. This is using kids as guaranteed buyers for a bubble.
THE REAL QUESTION: WHY NOW?
So why is Trump pushing this NOW?
Let me give you three possibilities:
Theory 1: Propping Up the Market Trump’s entire image is tied to stock market highs. If the market crashes, his “economic miracle” narrative collapses. This plan creates a structural bid – guaranteed buyers – to keep prices elevated.
Theory 2: Helping His Donors Exit Trump’s wealthy backers are sitting on massive unrealized gains at 220% of GDP valuations. They need liquidity. This creates buyers for them to sell to.
Theory 3: Preparing for Crisis If you knew a crash was coming, you’d want to:
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- Lock in your gains by selling to guaranteed buyers
- Create a politically sympathetic group (children!) to socialize losses onto
- Blame the crash on “Biden’s economy” or “global instability” while kids’ accounts crater
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I don’t know which it is. Maybe all three.
But I know this: When the government creates a massive, captive buyer for an overvalued asset class, someone is getting screwed!
And it’s not going to be the people who already own $60 trillion worth of stocks already…
THE CHILDREN: USED AS FINANCIAL INSTRUMENTS
Let’s be clear about what’s happening here:
Children are being used as financial instruments.
Not as beneficiaries. As tools to transfer wealth upward.
Here’s the lifecycle:
Age 0-18:
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- Parents contribute $5,000/year (pre-tax incentive)
- Money flows into S&P 500 at 220% of GDP
- Rich people sell stocks to these accounts at peak prices
- Parents think they’re “building wealth for their kids“
Age 18:
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- Market has corrected 30-50% (historically normal from these valuations)
- $90,000 in contributions is now worth $45,000-60,000
- Kid gets access to account
- Realizes they’re underwater
Age 28:
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- CEA promised $1 million
- Account is worth $200,000 (if they’re lucky)
- Kid realizes: “I was exit liquidity for billionaires“
That’s the plan.
Use children as unwitting participants in a massive wealth transfer, then let them discover the truth when they’re adults and it’s too late.
THE HISTORICAL PARALLEL: SOCIAL SECURITY “PRIVATIZATION“
This should sound familiar.
In 2005, George W. Bush tried to partially privatize Social Security.
The pitch: “Let workers invest in stocks! They’ll build wealth!“
The reality:
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- Market was at all-time highs (Shiller PE ~27)
- Within 3 years: Financial crisis
- If Social Security HAD been in stocks, retirees would have been wiped out
Bush’s plan failed because people understood: You don’t force vulnerable populations into risky assets at market peaks.
Trump’s Plan Is the Same Thing, But Worse:
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- Even higher valuations (Shiller PE 39 vs 27)
- Even less choice (100% U.S. equities, no bonds)
- Even more captive (locked for 18 years)
- Using children (who can’t opt out)
The only difference: Bush tried to do it to retirees, who could fight back.
Trump’s doing it to babies, who can’t.
THE REALLY DARK PART: LEVERAGED LOSSES
Phil mentioned something critical in our discussion: “worse if it’s leveraged with money they never would have committed“
Let me explain this horror show:
The Tax Incentive Creates Leverage:
Say you’re a family making $75,000/year. You get a tax deduction for contributing $2,500 to your kid’s Trump Account.
At a 22% marginal rate, that saves you $550 in taxes.
But here’s the trap:
You had to SPEND $2,500 to save $550. Net cost: $1,950.
For a family making $75K, that $1,950 might be money they needed for:
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- Emergency fund
- Paying down debt
- Healthcare costs
- Rent
But the tax incentive makes it feel like “free money,“ so they stretch.
They effectively LEVERAGE their family budget to buy stocks they wouldn’t have bought otherwise, at prices they wouldn’t have paid otherwise.
When the market corrects:
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- The family’s financial situation got worse (opportunity cost of that $1,950)
- The kid’s account is underwater
- The family CAN’T withdraw to cut losses (locked until 18)
Meanwhile:
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- The rich person who SOLD them that stock has cash
- Which they used to buy a safer asset or diversify
- Or just keep as cash to buy BACK after the crash
That’s not “helping families build wealth.“
That’s inducing working families to take on risk they can’t afford so rich people can de-risk.
THE NUMBERS: WHO OWNS STOCKS NOW?
Let’s talk about who actually benefits from higher stock prices:
Current Stock Ownership in America:
Top 10% of households:
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- Own ~89% of all stocks
- Average portfolio: ~$1.5 million in equities
Bottom 50% of households:
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- Own ~1% of all stocks
- Average portfolio: essentially zero
Translation: When you pump $3 trillion into the stock market via Trump Accounts:
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- The top 10% gets to sell $2.7 trillion worth (89% of the demand)
- The bottom 50% gets… to buy stocks they couldn’t afford before – at inflated prices
This is upward wealth redistribution with extra steps.
THE EXIT STRATEGY: HOW THE RICH CASH OUT
Let me show you exactly how this works from the billionaire’s perspective:
Before Trump Plan:
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- You own $100 million in S&P 500 stocks
- Market is at 220% of GDP (historically high)
- You WANT to sell, but worried about: “Who’s buying at these prices?“
After Trump Plan Announced:
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- $3 trillion in new, guaranteed demand coming
- Tax-advantaged (so people are incentivized to max out)
- Locked for 18 years (sticky capital, won’t sell on dips)
- Must buy U.S. stocks (captive to this asset class)
Your Strategy:
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- Gradually sell your $100 million in stocks over 5-10 years
- As Trump Accounts buy, you sell
- Lock in gains at 220% of GDP valuations
- Move proceeds to:
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- Cash
- Bonds (yields finally attractive again)
- Real estate
- Gold
- Foreign stocks
- Literally anything NOT at 220% of GDP
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10 Years Later:
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- You have $100 million in cash/safer assets
- Trump Accounts hold the stocks you sold them
- Market corrects to historical mean (120% of GDP)
- Your stocks (that kids now own) are down 45%
You still have $100 million. Kids’ accounts are worth $55 million (collectively).
You extracted $45 million in wealth from children and their families.
That’s the mechanism.
THE POLITICAL GENIUS: CAN’T CRITICIZE “HELPING KIDS“
Here’s why this scam is so effective:
The Framing: “Trump wants to help children build wealth! Democrats want to deny kids opportunity!“
The Reality: “Trump wants to create captive buyers for overvalued stocks so his wealthy donors can cash out, socializing future losses onto children“
Which headline sounds better?
This is the same technique as the “Board of Peace” at Davos. Who’s against PEACE? Who’s against HELPING CHILDREN?
But strip away the marketing and:
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- “Board of Peace” = pay-to-play protection racket
- “Kids Savings Plan” = forced equity purchase program at market peak
The only difference: One uses “peace” as the Trojan horse. The other uses “children.”
THE ALTERNATIVE: WHAT ACTUALLY HELPING KIDS LOOKS LIKE
Want to know what a real “help kids build wealth” plan would look like?
Option 1: Diversified, Balanced Approach
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- $1,000 government seed (fine)
- Contributions allowed in ANY investment vehicle (stocks, bonds, cash, diversified funds)
- Include international stocks (not just overvalued U.S. market)
- Age-based glide path (more stocks when young, more bonds closer to 18)
- Can withdraw penalty-free for education, first home, emergency
Option 2: Direct Cash Transfer
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- Just give families $1,000/year per kid, no strings
- Let THEM decide how to invest/save/spend
- No forced participation in overvalued asset class
- No locking money for 18 years
- Actual freedom
Option 3: Fund Education/Healthcare
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- Use that $4-5 billion/year to:
- Make community college free
- Expand child healthcare
- Fund school lunch programs
- Reduce child poverty (currently 11.5%)
Notice The Difference:
Trump’s plan requires money flow into stocks. Real help would give families options.
That tells you everything about whose interests this serves.
THE TIMELINE: WHEN THIS BLOWS UP
Let me game out when this scam unravels:
2025-2028:
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- Program launches
- Families encouraged to contribute
- Media celebrates “Trump helping children“
- Stock market stays elevated (guaranteed bid)
- Wealthy holders quietly sell into demand
2029-2035:
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- First cohort of kids hit ages 4-10
- Accounts have grown (maybe)
- Market still elevated by forced inflows
- More families join (see neighbors’ accounts growing)
2036-2040:
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- Something breaks (rates rise, profits fall, geopolitical crisis, whatever)
- Market corrects 30-50% (normal from these valuations)
- Trump Accounts crater
- Wealthy who sold 2025-2030 are fine (they have cash)
2043:
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- First cohort turns 18
- Gets access to accounts
- Discovers: Promised $300,000, actually $120,000
- Realizes: “I was exit liquidity“
2053:
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- First cohort turns 28
- Promised $1 million (per CEA projections)
- Actually has ~$200,000-400,000 (if lucky)
- Does the math: “The rich people who sold me these stocks in 2025-2030 extracted wealth from my family“
But here’s the thing:
By 2043, Trump will be dead (he’s already 79). The wealthy donors who sold will have already transferred wealth to their heirs. The politicians who voted for this will be retired.
Nobody will be held accountable.
The kids will just be told: “Sorry, market cycles happen! You should have diversified!” (Even though the PLAN required 100% U.S. equities).
THE CLASS WAR ANGLE: WHO THIS REALLY HURTS
Let’s be honest about the distributional impact:
Rich Families:
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- Already have stocks (don’t need Trump Accounts)
- Can max out contributions easily ($5K/year is nothing)
- Have financial advisors warning them about valuations
- Will use this as ONE piece of a diversified strategy
Upper-Middle-Class Families:
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- Might contribute $2,500-5,000/year
- See tax benefit as “free money“
- Don’t realize they’re buying at peak
- Will be disappointed but probably okay
Working-Class Families:
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- Struggle to contribute (can they afford $2,500/year?)
- Tax benefit matters MORE to them (need that $550 back)
- Less financial literacy (don’t understand Shiller PE)
- When it crashes: REALLY hurts
Poor Families:
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- Can’t contribute at all
- Get the $1,000 seed, that’s it
- Seed grows to maybe $5,000-10,000 by age 18
- After 40% correction: worth $3,000-6,000
See the pattern?
The families who can LEAST afford to take on equity risk at peak valuations are the ones being MOST incentivized to do so.
That’s not a bug. That’s the feature!
THE FINAL TELL: WHO’S SUPPORTING THIS?
Want to know whose interests this serves? Look at who’s supporting it:
Supporting:
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- Financial services industry (fees on trillions)
- Wealthy Trump donors (exit liquidity)
- Wall Street (guaranteed bid for stocks)
Opposing:
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- Consumer protection groups (predicting exactly what I’m describing)
- Financial literacy advocates (pointing out valuation problems)
- Anyone who remembers 2008
That should tell you everything.
THE BOTTOM LINE: CHILDREN AS COLLATERAL
Here’s what’s really happening:
Trump’s “Kids Savings Plan” is:
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- A mechanism to funnel $3 trillion into overvalued stocks
- Creating guaranteed buyers for wealthy people to sell to
- Using children as unwitting participants
- Socializing the inevitable correction onto families
- Transferring wealth upward under the guise of “helping kids”
It’s not a savings plan. It’s a wealth extraction scheme using children as collateral.
And the truly evil part? The kids can’t say no.
They’re not choosing this. Their parents are being tax-incentivized to make this choice FOR them. And by the time the kids are old enough to understand what happened, it’s too late.
They’ll be holding overpriced stocks that wealthy people sold them in 2025-2030, and they’ll spend their 20s and 30s waiting for their accounts to recover.
If they ever do.
WHAT YOU SHOULD DO
If you’re a parent considering this:
1. Understand the valuations:
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- U.S. stocks are at 220% of GDP
- Historical average: 100%
- From these levels, expect 3-5% returns, not 10-12%
2. Remember: You have options
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- Open a 529 (education savings)
- Open a regular brokerage account (more flexibility)
- Buy bonds (yields are actually decent now)
- Pay off debt (guaranteed return)
- Build emergency fund (protects your family)
3. Don’t let tax incentives override good judgment
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- Saving $550 in taxes isn’t worth buying overpriced assets
- The tax code shouldn’t dictate your entire investment strategy
4. Diversify, for god’s sake
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- Don’t put all of a child’s money in U.S. stocks
- Especially not at peak valuations
- Especially not locked for 18 years
5. Recognize this for what it is:
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- A wealth transfer mechanism
- Using your children
- To benefit people who already have wealth
THE FINAL THOUGHT: USING CHILDREN AS WEAPONS
I want to end on this:
Throughout history, empires in decline have done terrible things to stay afloat.
They’ve debased currency. They’ve sold offices. They’ve looted provinces. They’ve taxed the poor to enrich the wealthy.
But Trump’s innovation is particularly dark:
He’s using children.
Not as beneficiaries of prosperity. But as instruments of wealth extraction.
As guaranteed buyers for overvalued assets. As captive capital that can’t flee when valuations correct. As political shields against criticism (who’s against helping kids?).
And when it all goes wrong – when the market corrects, when the accounts crater, when the promises turn to dust – the wealthy who sold will be fine.
They’ll have their cash. They’ll have diversified. They’ll have moved on.
And the kids? The kids will learn a valuable lesson about who actually matters in America.
It’s not them.
steps away from microphone
That’s the story. Now you know what’s really happening.
Don’t say I didn’t warn you.
—RJO
Still counting, still warning, still ignored
