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Liar’s Poker

"…and Alexander surveyed the length and breadth of his dominion and he wept, for he had no more lands to conquer."

 

We talked last night about poker and bluffers and, now that the hands are heating up and the pot is at risk, we are starting to see who the real players are and pick up a few of their tells.  I've been telling you GS is up to their eyeballs in oil manipulation for quite some time but now we see my # 2 suspect, MS is, in fact, their actual partner as they are "quietly collaborating on a massive private-equity play for the oil-and-gas assets of utility company Dominion Resources Inc."  This is a strange use of the word "quietly" (the cover of the WSJ) that I am unfamiliar with…

D has a total market cap of $28Bn and, since they have a nice, steady energy business, they are looking to get rid of their volatile E&P segment. " Dominion Exploration and Production segment explores and produces gas and oil in the U.S., the Gulf of Mexico, and western Canada. As of December 31, 2005, it had total proved gas reserves of 4,962 billion cubic feet and total proved oil reserves of 217,698 thousands of barrels."

Nothing says lovin' like massively overpaying for energy assets does it?  What GS and MS love is finding some way to pretend the energy market is still exciting and viable as an investment vehicle.  They love (pumping up the industry) it so much they are going to pay $15Bn for a smallish division of a company that earned, IN TOTAL, $1.6Bn last year.

While it is hard to get a handle on the exact portion of profits from the E&P division, the 10-Q clearly shows Q3 revenues of $475M, just 12% of Dominion's quarterly revenues.  Even if we were to assume that the E&P operation was running at a 100% profit margin, $15Bn would represent a paid p/e of 8, should they actually have costs, then we can easily see how GS/MS are paying 16-32 times earnings for this valuable resource!

This is an interesting strategy as you can buy the whole of Dominion for a forward p/e of 14.  Why would the brilliant financial minds of GS/MS want to overpay for this little Gas producer (the oil is insubstantial)?  Because they (funds in general) already own hundreds of Billions of dollars of other energy operations that are dropping like rocks!  Paying top dollar for Dominion (or, better yet, pretending to want to pay top dollar) makes all their other mistakes seem in-line for another few months…

This is the beginning of the end, when the former enemies have to band together and circle the wagons to prop up the value of their holdings, it won't be long before one of them loses a wheel and the hostile forces swarm in and pick them apart.

What kind of asset is Dominion's E&P going to be for the new GS/MS partnership?  Well according to the 10Q, in Q3 alone it caused:

  • A $155 million decrease (in revenue) as a result of the impact of netting sales and purchases of oil and gas under buy/sell arrangements that were entered into or modified by E&P operations subsequent to April 1, 2006, in accordance with EITF 04-13
  • A $121 million decrease as a result of the impact of netting sales and purchases of oil under buy/sell arrangements associated with the implementation of EITF 04-13
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    A $28 million decrease in hedge ineffectiveness expense associated with our E&P operations, primarily due to a decrease in the fair value differential between the delivery location and commodity specifications of derivative contracts held by us as compared to our forecasted gas and oil sales and the increased use of basis swaps.

     

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    A $54 million decrease in revenue from sales of gas purchased by E&P operations, as the result of lower volumes and the impact of netting sales and purchases of gas under buy/sell arrangements associated with the implementation of EITF 04-13.

     

     

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    A $64 million decrease related to E&P operations, as the result of lower volumes and the impact of netting sales and purchases of gas under buy/sell arrangements associated with the implementation of EITF 04-13,

     

     

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    A $95 million increase attributable to higher production handling, transportation and operating costs related to E&P operations

     

     

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    An $18 million increase in insurance costs for E&P operations due to higher insurance premiums incurred following the 2005 hurricanes

     

     

Wow!  Where can I get me some of that?

It wasn't all bad news,  oil was still over $60 in Q3 but I can't wait for Jan 31st, when we get a fresh look at what GS/MS are salivating over…  Dominion is an ideal choice to pursue as they are regulated and any kind of deal could drag on for quite a while and, ultimately, fall apart due to "regulatory issues."

There's nothing better in poker than looking across the table at a big player who puts his cards down and pushes his chips all in when you know he's bluffing!

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