Hilarious.
Why did the stock market sell off today?
Courtesy of Joshua M Brown
Wall Street Journal: Tensions in Ukraine and the Crimean peninsula
Yahoo Finance: Russians
Fox Business: Obamacare
CNBC: It didn’t sell off at all, it was actually a reverse rally
Forbes: Taxes are too high
Huffington Post: Taxes are too low
Fox News: Gay marriage
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Bloomberg TV: The opposite of whatever CNBC said.
Quartz: Chinese shadow-banks
FT Alphaville: Chinese derivatives
Washington Times: Fallout from explosive Benghazi revelations
StockTwits: Here’s a chart
USA Today: Let’s take a poll
DealBook: lack of M&A
Zero Hedge: Better question, why would it have gone up?
MSNBC: I’m not sure I’m comfortable with the term “stock market” per se…
Business Insider: Ten reasons, actually (view as single page?)
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MarketWatch: 1929
The Reformed Broker: More sellers than buyers
Buzzfeed Business: It’s like that time on Party of Five when Charlie was giving Julia the silent treatment…
Reuters: HFT
Barron’s: Valuations got ahead of themselves
Investors Business Daily: drop in momentum. And record deficits.
History Channel: Ancient Aliens
