Courtesy of Pam Martens.
Two interesting things happened this week in Jamie Dimon’s world: two gutsy attorneys, Helen Davis Chaitman and Lance Gotthoffer, published a book comparing JPMorgan Chase to the Gambino crime family, explaining how the bank could and should be prosecuted under RICO statutes for serial frauds against the investing public. Taking a diametrically different tack, Bloomberg Markets magazine editor, Joel Weber, fawned over Dimon in a Bloomberg TV interview, repeatedly asserting that Jamie Dimon is all about the customer.
This Bloomberg video is so hilarious we had to watch it several times to make sure it wasn’t satire. As Weber makes his case that Dimon is all about the customer, his Bloomberg colleague, Stephanie Ruhle, is having none of it, reminding the obviously star-struck Weber that the big banks are hated in this country for good reason. Instead of acknowledging the serial frauds at JPMorgan, Weber suggests (and this is the belly laugh/roll on the floor part) that banks are hated because when you go to a car dealer to buy a car you walk out with one. But if you go into a bank for a loan or credit card, it might turn you down. This brand of logic is on a par with Hillary Clinton suggesting that Wall Street was lavishing millions of dollars on her in speaking fees because she was kind to Wall Street during 9/11.
Bloomberg’s Jonathan Ferro (left) and Joel Weber Discuss Jamie Dimon’s Dedication to His Customers
Weber’s interview on Bloomberg TV was to promote the cover story on Dimon in the relaunch of Bloomberg Markets magazine. The article mentions in passing that JPMorgan Chase has paid “more than $36 billion in settlements and fines since the financial crisis” but then it fails to deliver the gory details of what those fines were about. Other than the London Whale fiasco, where $6.2 billion of depositors’ money was lost to reckless derivatives gambling in London, there is barely a mention of the endless stream of crimes that JPMorgan Chase has been charged with over the past four years. That history is whitewashed in the article with this comment from Dimon: “Businesses are going to make mistakes. They shouldn’t be shot and hung every time,” along with allowing Dimon to have the final word in the article with this: “But I’ve always believed business is here to serve your clients, your shareholders, your communities. If we do this well, everyone benefits. We have to do a good job for all of them.”
The most damning part of this article is that the fearsome “F” word doesn’t appear once. JPMorgan dates back to 1871. It managed to survive 143 years without being charged with criminal activity. But under Dimon’s reign, it was charged with two felony counts in 2014 under a deferred prosecution agreement from the U.S. Justice Department for its involvement in the Bernie Madoff fraud and charged with another felony count, to which it admitted, on May 20, 2015 for its involvement in rigging the foreign currency market. How could a reporter forget to mention an unprecedented three felony counts in the past two years against Dimon’s story line that it’s all about the customer.
Unfortunately for Dimon, attorneys Chaitman and Gotthoffer have no such lapse of memory. In their newly published book, JPMadoff: The Unholy Alliance between America’s Biggest Bank and America’s Biggest Crook, they provide a rap sheet of exactly how JPMorgan has been “taking care” of its customers under Dimon’s oversight:
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