Courtesy of ZeroHedge. View original post here.
Submitted by Tim Knight from Slope of Hope.
Now that, thank God, the Facebook IPO is behind us, effective immediately, new Federal regulations expressly ban the following terms within the fifty United States and its territories:
+ Any ostensibly clever use of the word "Like" (e.g. "Investors 'Like' This IPO")
+ Adidas flip-flops
+ Any reference to Sean Parker
+ Any reference to the renouncement of U.S. citizenship by Eduardo Saverin
+ "Harvard dorm"
+ "Zuck"
+ "Hoodie"
Your compliance is expected.
