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God’s Work and Goldman’s Prayer

Mish’s version of the Lloyd’s Prayer and the Pledge of Allegience to the Fed. – Ilene

God’s Work and Goldman’s Prayer

Courtesy of Mish

In case you missed it Goldman Sachs CEO Says Bank is Doing ‘God’s Work’.

While acknowledging the role of banks in the financial meltdown, the CEO of Goldman Sachs said recently he believes his company is doing "God’s work."

"We’re very important. We help companies to grow by helping them to raise capital. Companies that grow create wealth," CEO Lloyd Blankfein said in a recent interview. "This, in turn, allows people to have jobs that create more growth and more wealth. We have a social purpose."

Given that Goldman is doing "God’s work" and that CEO Lloyd Blankfein is arguably "god on earth", it is fitting for there to be a prayer in his honor.

Tonight I received a prayer in the email dedicated to Lloyd. Unfortunately I do not know the origin, so I do not know who to credit. I also modified a few sentences that I did not think fit very well and added sentences where they were missing.

My Version of "Lloyd’s Prayer"

Our chairman who art at Goldman
Blankfein be thy name
Thy rally’s come, God’s work be done
In the Dow as it is in the Nasdaq
Give us this day our daily gain
And forgive us our frontruning, as we punish those who frontrun against us
And bring us not under indictment
But deliver us from regulators
For thine is the cashflow, and the power, and the bonuses, forever and ever. Amen

Version as Received

OUR CHAIRMAN
WHO ART AT GOLDMAN
HALLOWED BE THY NAME

THE RALLYS COME,GODS WORK BE DONE
WE HAVE NO FEAR OF CORRECTION
GIVE US THIS DAY OUR DAILY GAIN
AND BANKRUPT OUR NEAREST COMPETITORS
LEAVING NO ONE LEFT TO STAND AGAINST US
AND BRING US NOT UNDER INDICTMENT

FOR THINE IS THE TREASURY
AND THE HOUSE AND THE SENATE
FOREVER AND EVER
GOLDMAN

Addendum:

"Black Swan" Comments:

When I went to elementary school, we started each day with the Lord’s Prayer and the Pledge of Allegiance.

Since the Lloyd’s Prayer has already been covered, why not cover the Pledge of Subservience?


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