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Mayor Lori Lightfoot Spotted In The Chicago River

By Eloise Williams. Originally published at ValueWalk.

Mayor Lori Lightfoot

Mayor Lori Lightfoot was spotted recently in the Chicago River. She was spotted just off Dearborn Ave by some tourist passing by. Many embarrassing photos of the mayor were taken. Some people even tried to help this poor mayor out of the water but officials had to be called for a daring rescue. But the mayor put up a fight and did not want to leave the murky waters. Recently, Chicago residents have been to hard on their lovely mayor and this could be the reason why she decided to swim in the river.

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Disclaimer: This is a satirical article.

After a long and expensive rescue the Mayor was brought to shore and officials reported that it was just some old carp.

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