BP Replaces Tony Hayward with Startled Deer
by ilene - July 27th, 2010 4:04 pm
(Just Kidding)
BP Replaces Tony Hayward with Startled Deer
Woodland Creature Breaks Glass Ceiling
LONDON (The Borowitz Report) – Carrying through on its pledge to install fresh leadership at the top of the company, BP today replaced embattled CEO Tony Hayward with a startled deer.
Bucky, the red deer selected to take the helm at BP, is believed to be the first woodland creature ever to run a multinational corporation.
The Borowitz Report
by ilene - June 7th, 2010 7:21 pm
Here are headlines/links to Andy Borowitz’s recent satirical articles finding humor in current events. Funny, though potentially offensive. (So don’t blame me for not warning you – Palin fans, Tiger Woods fans, BP execs.) - Ilene
The Borowitz Report
BP Says It Has Successfully Controlled Flow of Information on Spill
Tiger: At Least I Didn’t F%*k The Entire Gulf Of Mexico
Golf Legend Seizes PR Opportunity
Bin Laden Says He’s ‘Professionally Envious’ Of BP
‘I’ve Got To Step Up My Game,’ Says Madman
Experts Propose Plugging Oil Leak With BP Executives
Submerging Execs Could Be ‘Win-Win
Poll: Rand Paul Surges Ahead Of Palin Among Voters Who Describe Themselves As Morons
Key Constituency For Two Hopefuls
China To Stop Spying On Its People; Will Use Facebook Instead
Social Network To Replace Listening Devices, Spy Satellites
Greece Offers To Repay Loans With Giant Horse
Steed Wheeled Into Brussels At Night