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BP Replaces Tony Hayward with Startled Deer

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BP Replaces Tony Hayward with Startled Deer

By Andy Borowitz

Woodland Creature Breaks Glass Ceiling

LONDON (The Borowitz Report) – Carrying through on its pledge to install fresh leadership at the top of the company, BP today replaced embattled CEO Tony Hayward with a startled deer.

Bucky, the red deer selected to take the helm at BP, is believed to be the first woodland creature ever to run a multinational corporation. 

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