Op-Toons Review Reviews Significant Political Events
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Obama Signs Comprehensive Agreement between U.S. and Utopia
Utopia–President Obama signed an agreement with Utopia today in which the mythical ideal society agreed to supply the United States with all the goods and services it would need during America’s transition to a system of more government control and less personal responsibility.
Utopia also agreed to take part in an educational exchange program in which dissent would be replaced with an equally distributed admiration for America’s platonic leader….
Continue Utopia agreement here.>>
Plume of Burning Money Over U.S. Treasury Halts Commerce Nationwide As Businesses Wait for Smoke to Clear
Related article: Sky News
White House Announces Massive Government Spending Bill "Created or Saved" Millions of Well-Educated Middle Class Protesters
Washington, D.C.–The Obama Administration announced today that its massive government spending bill "created or saved" millions of well-educated middle class protesters.
Continue reading about middle class protesters here.>>
Associated video: Tea Party Profile
Supreme Court Strikes Down Constitution
Washington, D.C.–The Supreme Court struck down the U.S. Constitution on the grounds that its Ratification Clause violates the separation of church and state.
Article VII of the Constitution provides that it was promulgated to the states for ratification on "the Seventeenth Day of September in the Year of Our Lord" 1787. The Justices found that reference to Jesus unconstitutional…
When asked for comment on the decision, the American Civil Liberties Union said "We were unaware there was a written constitution."
Full article on the problem with Article VII here.>>
Police Bust Another Hope and Change Lab
Lorrington, Wisconsin–Police busted another hope and change lab in a Madison suburb yesterday, saying it was "one of the worst we’ve seen."…
More Hope and Change Lab here.>>
White House to Increase Use of Money Hoses to Pacify Democratic Constituencies
Washington, D.C.–As the Obama Administration pursues increasingly radical policies that are alienating independent and Republican voters, it has turned to granting special favors to its base constituencies, including unions, to boost support for its legislative agenda.
Associated article: Big Government
Congressman Says He Wishes He Read That One Part of the Health Care Bill That Denies Him Health Insurance
Washington, D.C.–At least one Member of Congress is saying he wishes he read "that one part of the health care bill that denies me and my staff health insurance until 2014."
…."I could have taken the time to spot this one drafting error. And I pledge to my constituents that I’ll do better for myself next time."
Full Health Care Bill article here.>>
Associated article: New York Times
U.S. to Join European Union
Washington, D.C.–Now that President Obama has signed into law a new $2 trillion middle-class entitlement that will vastly increase the national debt at a time the U.S. cannot afford to maintain its existing entitlement programs, the administration is expected to support a European-style "value-added tax,"…
Associated articles: Charles Krauthammer; Reuters; George Will
