Courtesy of ZeroHedge. View original post here.
Submitted by Tyler Durden.
“He’s a goddamn moron! You think keeping track of whether you were shot down in a freakin’ helicopter is like forgetting where you put your keys?
That’s like confusing whether or not you were mauled by a tiger!…
It's like being unsure if you had a threesome with Sofia Vergara and Kate Upton…"
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