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Netflix Planning To Release Documentary About Elon Musk’s Hair

By Eloise Williams. Originally published at ValueWalk.

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Netflix is planning to release a new six part series about Elon Musk hair. The films director said this will cover the beginnings (balding Elon) from steam punk Elon, all the way up to dad hair cut Elon. The documentary is planning to show how he got his hair back. When asked why they are making this the director said “all the losers on twitter are going to be loosing their minds after seeing this, we could literally make a film about how big Elon’s dumps are every day and these pathetic basement dwellers would absolute love it.”


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